This site and its author are works in progress.
Current Plan: Write about things I find interesting on a daily or nearly-daily basis. Attract widespread adulation from my friends and family, at least until the end of January 2011.
One-Year Vision: Continue to amuse myself, while perhaps having achieved some small amount of credibility among strangers. Ideally, receive at least one tweet from Kim Kardashian or Terrell Owens.
Five-Year Vision: Mint money as a public intellectual (see also: Kim Kardashian, Terrell Owens).
More to come.